Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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