i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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