Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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