Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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