Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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