I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I would fuck him just for his dog
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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