my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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