who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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