Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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