but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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