how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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