I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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