brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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