I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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