I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
