brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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