This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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