Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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