and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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