You're my little dorito
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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