Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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