I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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