Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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