Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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