I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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