Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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