Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Buhtt sex?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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