Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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