how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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