Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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