lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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