I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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