Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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