My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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