Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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