i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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