I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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