I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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