love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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