yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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