when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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