This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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