Sponge bath it is.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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