the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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