Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I have aggressive nipples.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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