Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I lost the right to judge tonight
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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