the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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