She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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