so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just cropdusted the office
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We’re leaving where are you
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