Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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