Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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