This girl is more easily done than said...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
