Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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