i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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