please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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