Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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